More From Rita Rudner
- "We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet."
- "It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- "My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head."
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- "It is funny what a year can do."― Victor Cruz
- "To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you."― Lewis B. Smedes
- "So much of a stand-up’s life is doing live radio and having to be funny and quick on the spot with these strangers, and sort of surgical in terms of how funny I can be in three minutes."― Aisha Tyler