"It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ― Rita Rudner Topic(s): Great More From Rita Rudner "A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t get a bikini wax." "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso." "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours." More In Great "Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character."― Albert Einstein "Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail."― Ralph Waldo Emerson "Seeds of great discoveries are constantly floating around us, but they only take root in minds well prepared to receive them."― Joseph Henry