More From Rita Rudner
- "Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in."
- "When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
- "My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head."
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- "The only thing of value I have in this life is my ability to tell a story, whether in print, orating, writing it down or having people acting it out. That’s why I’m always hoping society never collapses because the first ones to go will be entertainers."― Kevin Smith
- "I think, like everybody else in New Hampshire, when I pull up to fill up my car and I pay $50, I get upset. And I’m wondering if these prices are legitimate."― Judd Gregg
- "There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window."― Dan Brown