"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner." ― Red Skelton Topic(s): Marriage More From Red Skelton "Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles." "If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled." "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime." More In Marriage "I think for me, food was a way for me to deal with emotional trouble."― Monica Seles "I love marriage."― Jeff Bridges "There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about."― Oscar Wilde