More From Red Skelton
- "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
- "If by chance some day you’re not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I’ve said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."
- "Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles."
More In Funny
- "I remember being fascinated by the very nature of comedy from the age of 10; why is this funny, and that isn’t?"― Paul Merton
- "Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends."― Eminem
- "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."― W. C. Fields