"This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty." ― Lyndon B. Johnson Topic(s): Funny Tags: administration More From Lyndon B. Johnson "Presidents quickly realize that while a single act might destroy the world they live in, no one single decision can make life suddenly better or can turn history around for the good." "Peace is a journey of a thousand miles and it must be taken one step at a time." "We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man." More In Funny "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."― Margaret Mead "It’s funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasn’t happened anymore."― George Saunders "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."― Steven Wright