"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication." ― Lord Byron Topic(s): Funny Tags: being, reasonable More From Lord Byron "A man of eighty has outlived probably three new schools of painting, two of architecture and poetry and a hundred in dress." "Friendship may, and often does, grow into love, but love never subsides into friendship." "As long as I retain my feeling and my passion for Nature, I can partly soften or subdue my other passions and resist or endure those of others." More In Funny "I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either."― Jack Benny "It’s funny because it’s funny."― David Spade "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"― James Thurber