More In Funny
- "I use many different gadgets connected with computers; I use PCs, laptops and a Palm Pilot. I also use the Internet to visit websites, especially within Polish-language Internet. I usually go to political discussion groups and sites – of course, as I use my real name, people never believe that they are chatting with me!"― Lech Walesa
- "I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there."― Fred Allen
- "I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me."― Elayne Boosler