"Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you." ― Joey Adams Topic(s): Funny More From Joey Adams "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." "Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you." "Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway." More In Funny "I never said most of the things I said."― Yogi Berra "It’s painful for me to watch someone who isn’t funny. It’s horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."― Joe Rogan "If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you."― Billy Wilder