"If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you."― Billy Wilder Topic(s): FunnyMore From Billy Wilder"Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.""Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else’s.""He has Van Gogh’s ear for music."More In Funny"I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?"― Orlando Bloom"On the stage you’re there, it’s live. There’s a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away."― Theodore Bikel"I have lived in Mumbai for more than 20 years, have my domicile here, my home and family here."― Shahrukh Khan