"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): History More From Joan Rivers "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds." "I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you." More In History "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history."― George Orwell "Having bought furniture for my own house, and bought furniture for our house in Washington, a furniture store seemed like a good idea, and it also played into my personal history."― Elizabeth Edwards "It is like writing history with lightning and my only regret is that it is all so terribly true."― Woodrow Wilson