"I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." ― Joan Rivers Topic(s): God More From Joan Rivers "Never floss with a stranger." "She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven." "Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise." More In God "God is the tangential point between zero and infinity."― Alfred Jarry "God has been pleased to save us during the years of war that have already passed. We pray that He may be pleased to save us to the end. But we must do our part."― Eamon de Valera "God is not willing to do everything, and thus take away our free will and that share of glory which belongs to us."― Niccolo Machiavelli