"I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
― Joan Rivers
Topic(s): God
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- "The Bible tells us that God will meet all our needs. He feeds the birds of the air and clothes the grass with the splendor of lilies. How much more, then, will He care for us, who are made in His image? Our only concern is to obey the heavenly Father and leave the consequences to Him."― Charles Stanley
- "‘Howard the Duck!’ That’s a really interesting movie. I appreciate my career, because I’ve had a lot of very interesting ups and downs, and most people… That movie is such a famous flop. In a land of a lot of flops, it’s kind of awesome to be in a really famous flop. I mean, it’s kind of a poster child for flops."― Lea Thompson
- "I don’t think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be."― Joel Osteen