"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
― Jim Bishop
Topic(s):
Dating
― Jim Bishop
More From Jim Bishop
- "A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day."
- "When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets?"
- "Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."
More In Dating
- "The woman I am currently crazy about was a vegetarian for a year until I started dating her. As is the case with most vegetarians, she had never eaten properly prepared meat, only commercially packaged or otherwise abused flesh."― Steve Albini
- "We, therefore, here in Britain stand shoulder to shoulder with our American friends in this hour of tragedy, and we, like them, will not rest until this evil is driven from our world."― Tony Blair
- "French is a foreign language, but I’ve been speaking it since I was 18 so it’s second nature to me."― Kristin Scott Thomas