"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun." ― Jim Bishop Topic(s): Sports More From Jim Bishop "A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day." "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." "When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets?" More In Sports "Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life."― Seneca "That’s the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on."― Bernhard Langer "I also watched a lot of football and sports. I haven’t had much time to watch too much TV lately."― Casper Van Dien