"Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome."
― Jerry Seinfeld
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Marriage
― Jerry Seinfeld
More From Jerry Seinfeld
- "Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death."
- "When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself."
- "A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it."
More In Marriage
- "It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being."― Benjamin Disraeli
- "I know there are a lot of readers that think I’ve got a very crappy marriage just because of the things going on with Rick and Lori but there’s really nothing that’s been like a mirror. I’m just making this stuff up."― Robert Kirkman
- "The most important point is, in a time of crisis, there is no way out but for the government to be bold and aggressive."― Mark Zandi