"I’m kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more." ― James Brown Topic(s): Funny More From James Brown "Sometimes you struggle so hard to feed your family one way, you forget to feed them the other way, with spiritual nourishment. Everybody needs that." "I used to think like Moses. That knocked me down for a couple years and put me in prison. Then I start thinking like Job. Job waited and became the wealthiest and richest man ever ’cause he believed in God." "I just thank God for all of the blessings." More In Funny "I’d try to channel my nervous energy in a positive way into strength and endurance. It didn’t always work."― Kristi Yamaguchi "I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."― Joe E. Lewis "You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give ’em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don’t like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot’s mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain."― Terry Bradshaw