"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." ― Joe E. Lewis Topic(s): Funny More From Joe E. Lewis "You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough." "I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play." "I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." More In Funny "Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?"― Don Rickles "Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."― Jerry Lewis "One man’s folly is another man’s wife."― Helen Rowland