"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." ― Imelda Marcos Topic(s): Funny More From Imelda Marcos "I love everybody. One of the great things about me is that I have a very positive attitude." "I will come up with a project that will wipe out poverty in the Philippines in two years. I want to remove the people from economic crisis by using the Marcos wealth. Long after I’m gone, people will remember me for building them homes and roads and hospitals and giving them food." "Filipinos want beauty. I have to look beautiful so that the poor Filipinos will have a star to look at from their slums." More In Funny "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."― George Burns "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"― Robin Williams "During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."― Jerry Stiller