"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." ― Henry A. Kissinger Topic(s): Funny More From Henry A. Kissinger "Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem." "People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would require me to stop talking for three hours." "The task of the leader is to get his people from where they are to where they have not been." More In Funny "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is."― Ellen DeGeneres "I’m a big fan of dreams. Unfortunately, dreams are our first casualty in life – people seem to give them up, quicker than anything, for a ‘reality.’"― Kevin Costner "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."― Steve Martin