"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is."
― Ellen DeGeneres
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Funny
― Ellen DeGeneres
More From Ellen DeGeneres
- "I had everything I’d hoped for, but I wasn’t being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn’t like me for being… me."
- "The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift."
- "If we’re destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting animals and hurting one another and all that stuff, there’s got to be a very powerful energy to fight that. I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that."
More In Funny
- "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."― Groucho Marx
- "Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It’s a pretty easy audience, and that’s been around for ages."― Selma Blair
- "One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all."― Zac Efron