More From Groucho Marx
- "All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats."
- "No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early."
- "Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
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- "My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn’t gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty."― Ian Hislop