More From Groucho Marx
- "Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
- "Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read."
- "Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does."
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- "Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don’t have a sense of humor it just isn’t funny anymore."― Wavy Gravy