"I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap." ― Fred Allen Topic(s): Family More From Fred Allen "All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it." "I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back." "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." More In Family "But I was very, very lucky, and it was a wake up call as far as motorbikes are concerned. I never flirted with death on the bike, but now I’m totally convinced they’re death machines."― Liam Neeson "I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within the parameters of your role, the whole pack succeeds, and when that falls apart, so does the pack."― Jodi Picoult "I’ve had some amazing people in my life. Look at my father – he came from a small fishing village of five hundred people and at six foot four with giant ears and a kind of very odd expression, thought he could be a movie star. So go figure, you know?"― Kiefer Sutherland