"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married." ― Finley Peter Dunne Topic(s): Marriage More From Finley Peter Dunne "Trust everybody, but cut the cards." "Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals." More In Marriage "Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open."― George Bernard Shaw "I don’t think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."― Frank Carson "The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time."― Julia Child