More From Erma Bombeck
- "If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead."
- "Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
- "Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I’m taking with me when I go."
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- "To understand the intensity of driving an F1 car, you have to be in it. When you’re driving a 750hp machine at 200mph, the noise and the vibrations are incredible. The G-force when you take big corners is like someone trying to rip your head off. You hit the brakes, and it feels as if the skin is being pulled off your body."― Jenson Button
- "The only disability in life is a bad attitude."― Scott Hamilton
- "In the United States three new methods of transportation made their appearance at almost the same time – the steamboat, the canal boat, and the rail car."― John Moody