"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Sports Tags: three, watches More From Erma Bombeck "Never order food in excess of your body weight." "Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy." "God created man, but I could do better." More In Sports "We really love all sports, but we don’t think in the long term. The reason we did Kingpin was because there was a script we really liked and we saw the possibilities."― Peter Farrelly "As a sophomore, I wanted to play varsity in three sports. And I accomplished that. It was a great feat that year, and something I held special. I wanted to bring a championship team to Oceanside High School, and it happened. It was a great year that I will never forget."― Junior Seau "We coaches have to learn how to deal with that: How do I get to each one best – with a talk, with video analysis? And what sort of tone? We need our own coaches for that. The sports psychologist coaches me too."― Jurgen Klinsmann