"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." ― Erma Bombeck Topic(s): Car Tags: saying, without More From Erma Bombeck "I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes." "Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving." "For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it’s time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward." More In Car "Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery."― Erma Bombeck "My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."― Erma Bombeck "I don’t want to die in a car accident. When I die it’ll be a glorious day. It’ll probably be a waterfall."― River Phoenix