More From Erma Bombeck
- "I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes."
- "One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is."
- "A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat."
More In Life
- "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence."― Mark Twain
- "It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one’s life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than ‘try to be a little kinder.’"― Aldous Huxley
- "The resistance that you fight physically in the gym and the resistance that you fight in life can only build a strong character."― Arnold Schwarzenegger