"When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine." ― David Brenner Topic(s): Funny More From David Brenner "A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children." More In Funny "I’m odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet."― Angelina Jolie "Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends."― Eminem "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."― Spike Milligan