"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology." ― Clive James Topic(s): Graduation More From Clive James "It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are." More In Graduation "This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!"― Henny Youngman "I was really desperate. I don’t know if you can remember back that far, but when I went to graduate school they didn’t want females in graduate school. They were very open about it. They didn’t mince their words. But then I got in and I got my degree."― Shannon Lucid "We immigrants can sometimes sound a little hysterical about this because we come from places that have tried this and we know where it leads. Anybody who’s lived in countries with socialized health care knows that it becomes the dominant political issue."― Mark Steyn