"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast." ― Bob Hope Topic(s): Pet More From Bob Hope "A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?" "A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live." "If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it." More In Pet "A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats."― Mason Cooley "Psychiatry causes so much death."― Kate Millett "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone."― Steven Wright
