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- "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."― Winston Churchill
- "We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet."― Rita Rudner
- "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."― Hippolyte Taine