More From Bette Davis
- "Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life."
- "Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn’t do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up."
- "Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work."
More In Funny
- "Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting."― Bill Gates
- "It’s sort of an action flick. You can’t be that funny trying to steal diamonds."― Anthony Anderson
- "I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework."― Lily Tomlin