"I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework." ― Lily Tomlin Topic(s): Funny More From Lily Tomlin "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" "If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" "The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat." More In Funny "We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things."― David Walliams "What if Barack Obama established a Presidential Advisory Committee that would meet once every couple of months, bringing together the former presidents for a conference in order to seek their collective wisdom? There is a wealth of experience in former presidents that generally goes untapped."― Tony Campolo "In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that’s funny."― Leighton Meester