More From Andy Rooney
- "Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
- "The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can’t eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as ‘progress’, doesn’t spread."
- "Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."