More From Andy Rooney
- "If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
- "Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
- "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done."
More In Pet
- "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."― Agnes Repplier
- "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."― Joseph Wood Krutch
- "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog."― Dwight D. Eisenhower