More From Andy Rooney
- "The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can’t eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as ‘progress’, doesn’t spread."
- "The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
- "Death is a distant rumor to the young."
More In Smile
- "Always keep your smile. That’s how I explain my long life."― Jeanne Calment
- "And the smile that is worth the praises of earth is the smile that shines through tears."― Ella Wheeler Wilcox
- "When I look out at the people and they look at me and they’re smiling, then I know that I’m loved. That is the time when I have no worries, no problems."― Etta James