"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." ― Ambrose Bierce Topic(s): Mom More From Ambrose Bierce "Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery." "Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage." "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." More In Mom "My mom is many times responsible for getting us all together, but we trade off at each other’s houses. My brother and I are actors and are traveling a lot of our job."― Beau Bridges "Sex keeps me in shape. I don’t diet, I eat what I like. I love Mars bars and I smoke and drink. But I love running off in the middle of the day to make love. It really burns up calories."― Lisa Snowdon "Everyone checks out my mom. My mom’s hot."― Ashley Scott