More From Adam Carolla
- "In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it."
- "Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor."
- "My first car was a motorcycle."
More In Beauty
- "Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly."― James De La Vega
- "Your daily life is your temple and your religion. When you enter into it take with you your all."― Khalil Gibran
- "I believe every chess player senses beauty, when he succeeds in creating situations, which contradict the expectations and the rules, and he succeeds in mastering this situation."― Vladimir Kramnik