More From Adam Carolla
- "I think we’re getting to the point where everyone’s getting fat and everyone’s getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can’t walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps."
- "I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances."
- "Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff."
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- "I’ve been in California for about 15 years now. You’re always in your car and insulated. I miss New York so much."― Jimmy Smits
- "Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?"― Jack Kerouac
- "If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."― Will Rogers