"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Car Tags: reflexes More From Woody Allen "As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good." "I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." More In Car "You talk about German technocracy and you get automobiles."― Gordon Sinclair "I don’t know how to drive a car."― Javier Bardem "Most women’s pictures are as boring and as formulaic as men’s pictures. In place of a car chase or a battle scene, what you get is an extreme closeup of a woman breaking down."― Frances McDormand