"I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear." ― Woody Allen Topic(s): Change Tags: believe More From Woody Allen "I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead." "I am two with nature." "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." More In Change "You can change your world by changing your words… Remember, death and life are in the power of the tongue."― Joel Osteen "It’s always better to shock people and change people’s expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It’s not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I’m no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I’m great or good at it or anything, it’s just that I’ve done a bunch of them, so you’re not shocked."― Jonah Hill "Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor."― Brian Tracy