"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place." ― Steven Wright Topic(s): Work More From Steven Wright "When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction." "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." "I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I’m the only one moving." More In Work "I feel I have to work hard to nurture whatever talent I have as an actor. I feel like it’s not natural to me. So I don’t take it for granted… What I think is my natural ability – which is writing – I think I totally take that for granted."― David Duchovny "One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it."― Mae West "I think I should be active politically. Because I look upon myself as a politician. That’s not a dirty work you know. Some people think that there are something wrong with politicians. Of course, something wrong with some politicians."― Aung San Suu Kyi