"If it wasn’t for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn’t really have much of a show." ― Samantha Bee Topic(s): Birthday More From Samantha Bee "Don’t judge me. I made a lot of money." "A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada." "I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too." More In Birthday "The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once."― E. Joseph Cossman "You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."― Bob Hope "My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife."― Stephanie Cutter