"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to remember it once." ― E. Joseph Cossman Topic(s): Birthday More From E. Joseph Cossman "Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves." "Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners." "The greatest power is often simple patience." More In Birthday "I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don’t know what it is, anybody’s only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives."― Cat Deeley "I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo."― Bindi Irwin "My first recognition of age setting in was exactly on my 36th birthday. I have no idea why, on this day of all days, I looked in the mirror and realized my face no longer looked young."― Paulina Porizkova