"When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." ― Rodney Dangerfield Topic(s): Medical More From Rodney Dangerfield "What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm." "It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass." "I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof." More In Medical "The passion of the Italian or the Italian-American population is endless for food and lore and everything about it."― Mario Batali "They certainly give very strange names to diseases."― Plato "The sort of thinking at the time was, ‘Well, we’re giving you access to medical care which you wouldn’t otherwise be able to get, so your payment is that we get to use you in research.’"― Rebecca Skloot