"How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?" ― Kinky Friedman Topic(s): Government More From Kinky Friedman "We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we’re winning." "Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail." "Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get." More In Government "When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship."― Harry S. Truman "Mr. Speaker, our Nation must no longer be complacent about underage drinking and its alarming consequences. We must bring this national public health crisis out of the shadow and into the bright light of a national priority."― Lucille Roybal-Allard "We live under a government of men and morning newspapers."― Wendell Phillips