"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get." ― Kinky Friedman Topic(s): History More From Kinky Friedman "Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people." "May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore." "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." More In History "I’m a four star general in this thing, and you don’t rise to the ranks of a four star general by hanging about the house being the perfect dad."― Sam Elliott "I don’t think we handled the aftermath of the fall of Baghdad as well as we might have. But that’s now history."― Colin Powell "Very few conflicts in the history of the world have been satisfactorily concluded according to a published timetable, because you lose all flexibility in dealing with your opponents."― William Hague