"There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory." ― Josh Billings Topic(s): Funny Tags: people, there More From Josh Billings "There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing." "I haven’t got as much money as some folks, but I’ve got as much impudence as any of them, and that’s the next thing to money." "Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope." More In Funny "Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way."― Doris Lessing "What’s another word for Thesaurus?"― Steven Wright "I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend."― Emo Philips