"I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive." ― Jerry Seinfeld Topic(s): Funny More From Jerry Seinfeld "Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death." "The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing." "Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome." More In Funny "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."― George Carlin "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples."― George Burns "It’s funny, when people talk about the 70s I can tell you the year of every album but when it comes to the later efforts I can’t remember the exact years, it’s funny isn’t it?"― Steve Hackett