More From Jenny Eclair
- "I think I might actually die of showing off. It’ll be on my headstone – ‘Cause of Death: Showing Off.’"
- "I’m very jealous of my daughter’s education. She’s been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager."
- "What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organise everything for me. I don’t want to do things on the Internet."
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- "I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn’t give my lyrics, and it’s all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It’s funny."― Jonathan Davis
- "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."― Spike Milligan
- "If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."― Henny Youngman